Saturday, April 28, 2007

Yes, We Have Some Bananas

To: Food Services
From: Overworked Cafeteria Monitors

Subject: Bananas

Please don't put bananas on the school lunch menu any more. Do you know what hormone fueled, overly informed 5th grade boys who have less than 20 days of school do when given a banana? Let us just say that turning the fruit into a gun was the least offensive of the activities done at lunch time today. As for what else they did, well have you ever seen a demonstration of safe sex? Enough said.

3 comments:

VWB said...

How - many - more - days?
I know you will be like the little engine that could...You will make it!

Terry said...

You always make me laugh. I have to visit here more often! Counting down...

Library Lady said...

Years ago when my colleague and I were doing summer reading presentations she just didn't get why the 5th/6th grade boys were willing to sing along (at least for the first line) on the folk song "Inch By Inch".

In fact, they were roaring out that line.....