Ah, the joys of getting older. Not.
- Real Simple Magazine is not the best choice of reading material when one is fasting
- Coffee always smells really good but when you can't have a cup it smells extra specially good.
- Waiting room chairs are uncomfortable.
- White slacks and pink underwear are not a good combination.
- White slacks & pink underwear with the word "WOW" on the backside are a very bad combination.
- If you are wearing white slacks & pink underwear with the word "WOW" on the backside you should avoid bending over.
- I wonder what the wearer of the white slacks & pink underwear with the the word "WOW" on the backside would do if I pointed out her fashion faux paus?